Last night I went to bed to the sound of Phoebe retching up grass onto the floor and this morning I woke up to Bailey's late night accident in the kitchen. That was it. The last straw. I'm done with trying to keep this house straight.
You know the way Dexter covers an entire room with and all of its contents with clear plastic before he slices someone up to bits? Well I'm gonna Dexter-ize my house. I have decided to cover the interior of my home in plastic so that I can clean it up so well not even the police would be able to determine what I do in here. I'm not doing this so I can cut people up in my spare time, but instead so I can keep my house clean. It would catch all of the animal hair, animal accidents, and animal stomach contents. All I would have to do to clean would be to hose it down! If it got really bad, I could tear it down and start fresh!
Granted, the furniture would be very uncomfortable on hot days but otherwise I see no flaws in this plan.
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