- A kitchen floor (in a rental unit!)
- Numerous toys
- A pin cushion with the pins still in it
- A hairbrush
- Shoes
- Sand (this is the only thing so far that has required emergency surgery)
- 1.5 squirrels
- Bugs
- Tomato plants
- Maybe a bird (she was sitting in a pile of feathers with a couple hanging from her mouth...the evidence points to bird snack)
- Human thyroid medication
- A Thermacare heat wrap
Things Bailey has eaten in the past two weeks alone:
- Tissues
- 2 loaves of bread
- My razor
- 2 stuffed toys
- A rawhide bone that had been buried for quite some time (the bone's remains have since been buried in my underwear drawer in the closet...yes, that was her choice, not mine)
- 3 metal tips for decorating cakes (don't tell my mom - these were borrowed from her!)
You would think that by the age of 11, some of this would have settled down. You would think I didn't feed her. I'm afraid she missed her calling as a sword swallower and performing on "America's Got Talent". We could have been millionaires instead of spending small fortunes at the vet!
I still love her though....
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